I don't really understand why some women are so jealous. I wanted to explain the piece of work I encountered the other day at the Grapevine Mills Mall (the classiest mall in Texas). Jared had gone solo to another store to purchase the new "War Hammer" game while I shopped for a dress for an upcoming wedding I was attending. I exited the store and ready to move to the next. As I was calmly walking down the crowded, claustrophobic isles, I saw a guy that I could of sworn I went to high school with from a distance. So after doing a double take, I had to squint to see if it was this man just in case I needed to say hello. Keep in mind that this was not an attractive guy... but the similarities between him and my previous schoolmate were unreal. The blonde girl escorting him looked fresh out of the trailer park, in her early 20's, and fairly unattractive. They were hooked arm-in-arm. How adorable. Turns out it wasn't him so I had forgotten and my mind was already elsewhere. As I was debating on what store was next..."Charlotte Russe, or Windsor?", I passed the couple and the girl stuck out her elbow and jacked my arm as I passed. I know this was no accident, due to a lack of apology. She must of thought I was checking out her boyfriend. I guess the double take and the squinting could of given her a bad vibe, but she should of kept her social graces. When deep in my heart I wanted to beat her with my purse, I decided to take the higher road in order to be classy, and just let it go. I had to tell myself that I was the better person out of the situation and I know that I didn't want to put on a public Jerry Springer Show in the Grapevine Mills Mall.
